| Santa Banta sms - 01 |
| Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 01 |
| One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar |
| Sardar Jokes sms- 02 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com) |
| Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae" |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 03 (Submitted by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes His wife asked what you are doing? |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 04 (Submitted by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
| ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER. |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 05 (Submitted by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: just.raja@yahoo.com) |
| Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 06 (Submitted by 9885934865. Country: E-mail:badveety2@yahoo.com) |
| A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 07(Submitted by lucky. Country: E-mail:dr.jozy007@yahoo.com) |
| A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 08(Submitted by simran. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: simran_502002@yahoo.com) |
| 1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 09(Submitted by Qadim khan. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: qadimkhan@yahoo.com) |
| Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 10 (Submitted by Qadim khan. Country :Pakistan. E-mail: qadimkhan@yahoo.com) |
| Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 11(Submitted by Parthiv. Country :India. E-mail: Breakthe_rules@yahoo.com.tw) |
| sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!" |
| Sardar Jokes sms - 12 (Submitted by hitesh. Country :India. E-mail: h.kamaria) |
| 1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot |
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