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Funny sms - 01
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
Funny sms- 02 (Submitted by Raja. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai

Father: i know, tu sab janta hai

Child: i don't know, trust me

Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai

Child: Papa bacha to doob jaiga
Funny sms - 03 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Bulbul ka bacha andy say nikla pani mai pisla bulbul ka bacha,

khata tha khicri peta tha pani bulbul ka bacha,

mai ne udaya wapis na aya "KUTTAY KA BACHA"
Funny sms - 04 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Aik lift ke bahir aik note likha tha,

"LADIES KA KHAS KHAYAL KARIN"

aur us kay nechay likha tha: "EK WAQT MAI SIRF 6 ADMI CHARHEIN"
Funny sms - 05 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
1 pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur nechay board laga k

"Nechay ka bal katnay ka dukan upper hai"
Funny sms - 06 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Similarity between "U" and "PEPSI"

sweet......

cool.....

timepass.....

easily available.....

aur sab se bari similarity "DHAKAN"!!
Funny sms - 07 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
I LOVE YOU.....

YES! I LOVE YOU

SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU

PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU

Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai
Funny sms - 08(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Girl asked a plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass

Surgeon was surprised & asked why?

Girl:"Buinesses is gud so openning a New-Branch............
Funny sms - 09(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Gabar: Kitnay admi the?

Samba: Sardar 2

Gabar: mujhay ginti nahi ati,2 kitnay hote hai?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 kay bad ata hai

Gabar: Aur 2 k pehlay?

Samba: 2 k pehlay 1 ata hai

Gabar: To bech mai kaun ata hai?

Samba: Koi nahi

Gabar: to phir dono aik sath kiun nahi atay?

Samba: 1 k bad hi 2 aa sakta hai q k 2, 1 se bara hai?

Gabar: 2, 1 say kitna bara hai?

Samba: 2, 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar: Ager 2, 1 say 1 bara hai to1, se 1 kitna bara hai?

Samba: Sardar tumhari maa ki qasam, mujhay goli mar do :-)
Funny sms - 10(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
DON

ki talash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai par DON

ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

AAP KHUSHNASEEB hai jo

DON

khud ap ko

message kar raha hai

Funny sms - 11(Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Dad: Beta paper mai 80% no. lenay hai

Beta: Dont worry dad 100% longa

Dad: stupid mazaq karta hai meray sath?

Beta: Pehlay mazaq kis nay shuru kia tha ?
Funny sms - 12 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Boss fk his secetry in dogi style whole day wife ask what u did in office today,

Boss sara din kuttay ki tarah laga raha
Funny sms - 13 (Submitted by ADeeL. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: rajaadeel37@hotmail.com)
Beta: Ami kya hamaray mamu "CHOHAY" hai

Ami: q beta esa q kah rahay ho

Beta: Ami jab bhi mai un say bat karta hon kahtay hai k khamosh ho jao bill bana raha hoon
Funny sms - 14 (Submitted by Arvind. Country: India. E-mail:ml_123@rediffmail.com)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
Funny sms - 15 (Submitted by Arvind. Country: India. E-mail:ml_123@rediffmail.com)
Ausay pyar karkay meri qismat hi jag gai
ausay pyar karkay meri qismat hi jag gai

mai nay itnay love letter post kiay kay wo

"POST MAN KAY SATH HI BAGH GAI
Funny sms - 16(Submitted by Salman Haider. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: haider169@yahoo.com)
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So Rahay Ho Kiya?
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GHOORO MAT
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AANKHAIN KHLOO
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DOONO KHOOLO
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OK GOOD NITE SOO JAAOO

Funny sms - 17(Submitted by Salman Haider. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: haider169@yahoo.com)
Enter code to kiss
Aishwarya's lips
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Opps Wrong Code
U have kissed LALOO PARSSAD Hips...!
Wash ur mouth & try again.
Funny sms - 18 (Submitted by Dani Raj. Country: Pakistan. E-mail:sweet_dani_2007@yahoo.com)
HELLO,,,I,M DANI RAJ FROM DUBAI,,,, MAIN NE KHA OR SONAO
OUS NE KHA CARD BEJWAO MAIN KHA PASEY NAHI OUS NE KHA KASEY NAHI MAIN
NE KHA MAHGAI HAI OUS NE KHA JA AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI,,,,
OK BYE YAH UN LARKIO KE LIYE HAI JO CARD LEY KAR CHAT KARTI HAI,,,
Funny sms - 19 (Submitted by Muhammad Arham. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: arham_sheikh2001@yahoo.com )
pal pal tarse us pal k liye,pal aya bhi tu kuch pal k
liye, socha tha usay zindagi ka aik hasi pal bana lein ge,par woh pal ruka
bhi to aik pal k liye.............lucky
Funny sms - 20 (Submitted by Muhammad Arham. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: arham_sheikh2001@yahoo.com)
Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai
aur barsat ka bhi zamana hai ik sms
kardo chanda
kia sara balance apni shadi k lie bachana hai....!
Funny sms - 21(Submitted by Muhammad Arham. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: arham_sheikh2001@yahoo.com)
chad ko goroor hai ....
ke use ke pass noor hai...
too kiya howa...
mujhe bhi goroor hai...
ke mera dost langoor hai.....

ha.. ha.....ha... ha... ha...

Funny sms - 22 (Submitted by Muhammad Arham. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: arham_sheikh2001@yahoo.com)
Dukandar:kiya chaiye jo kaho gai wo meri dukan pe pao gai
larka:kute ke khane ka cake hai
Dukandar:ji haan yahan khao gai ya gher le jao gai
Funny sms - 23 (Submitted by Shazi. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: shazi_de_gr8_13@hotmail.com)
Preety zinta and jaadoo get married,on next morning
Preety asks:tum ne raat ko kuch kia kyun nahi.
jaddoo says: DHOOOOOOPP....hahaha
Funny sms - 24(Submitted by Shazi. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: shazi_de_gr8_13@hotmail.com)
Kon kehta hai k buzurgon ko pyaar karne ka haq nahi hota.
Ye or baat hai k un pe kisi ko shak nahi hota.... hahaha
Funny sms - 25 (Submitted by Shazi. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: shazi_de_gr8_13@hotmail.com)
Sardar1: Oy jaldi se coffee pee le warna thandi ho jayegi.
sardar2: han to kia hua.
sardar1: abay tu ne menu nahi parha.
COLD COFFEE:30\=
HOT COFFEE:20\=
Funny sms - 26 (Submitted by Every. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: everythinkispossaible@yahoo.com)
PATIENT 2 MUNNA BHAI: Dr YE PHOLON KI MALA KIS K LYE?
MUNNA BHAI: BOLA TO YE APUN KA PEHLA OPERATION HAIN. SUCCESS HUA HO
MERE LYE. NAI TO TERE LIYE!!!!!!!!!1
Funny sms - 27 (Submitted by Every. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: everythinkispossaible@yahoo.com)
Many many Happy Returns of the day 2 u

dekha app ne kya socha tha?
app nahi batain gay to muje pata ni lagega k ajj --------
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ANIMALS DAY HAI..........
Funny sms - 28 (Submitted by MUHAMMAD AAMIR. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: aamir_sial2000@yahoo.com)
><((((:)> i am sending u this fish as a sign of our friendship. please take care of it in ur mobile . Daily put ut mobile in water, so that fish won't dead!!!
Funny sms - 29 (Submitted by ABC. Country: Pakistan. E-mail: redrose14_03@yahoo.com)
Ekka Chuaka* PHOOL * Khushbu k liyee * PYAAR * Nibhaney k liyee * ANKHEN * Dil Churaney k liyee or yeh message Ap ko meri YAAD dilaney k liye.
Funny sms - 30 (Submitted by ZUBAIR. Country: Pakistan. E-mail:03212334663)
Teri mohabbat me ye kesa ehsas hai,
Kay tu door reh ker bhi meray pass hai,
Me teri arzu ko dil se mitta doo kesay,
Tu sumandar ha or muje teri pyass hai.

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